so i’m doing three at once… recaps of one and two, and also number three.

one:
my best friends are cecilia and elysse bennett. we spend a lot of time together and have yet to get tired of each other. they are incredible and strong and beautiful and are probably cooler than your best friend.

two:
i have a crush on no one and everyone at the same time. you know how it is.

three:
my parents. oh my god, where do i even begin. my mom, bridget, is quite unlike anyone else i have ever met. what i mean is, she’s fucking crazy. in a good way and a bad way. she can be pretty badass and get shit done, and tell fuckers what for, and she doesn’t take shit from anyone. but along with that, she gets pissed off really fast over really weird things and is world renowned for her impatience and rudeness to salespersons, waiters, etc. god bless.
my dad, kolbjorn, is certainly the most badass dude you will ever meet. he’s totally fucking cool and can make/do just about anything (he’s built entire houses, reupholstered couches, welded awesome shit, fixes everything, and also raised two very, very small kittens that were orphaned when they were like a month old. badass, and totally caring for tiny critters!). he loves guns and beer and has a grizzly beard, and will berate the shit out of you if you make fun of gay people. his downside is that he’s super stubborn, and goes from zero to raging in about one second. also he has threatened to burn my clothes if i don’t clean them up numerous times. but mostly i just laugh at him when he says that.

 all in all, both my parents are pretty nuts.